Those aren't Tualatins...
Well, I was on eBay looking at some chips for my PC. The particular chips that I was looking at were for some 1.4GHz 'Tualatin' Celerons. One notable auction was selling 2 of the chips. Strangely, upon looking at the auction's page, I noticed that one recurring image did not feature any Celerons in it at all.
In fact, I would say that she does in no way have any processors on her, at all. Take a look at the image and take notice of the page's title. I think someone was angry about someone linking to their image, perhaps?

darn, you shoulda included a link to the actual auction, too, so we could've seen who they were hotlinking from (and why they would've gotten pissed).
and what the hell is she holding? one of Krillan's™ "Magic Flying Discs?"™
Here goes a link to the auction: http://cgi.ebay.com/Poweredge-1650-PIII-Tualatin-1-4GHZ-SL6BY-1U-370-PAIR_W0QQitemZ5857064859QQcategoryZ56093QQssPageNameZWD1VQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Uhhhhhhhhh..................